Hey YOU! If you have funny, wacky or flat stupid Fish Joke you can post it here! I would love to see the outcome of how many jokes we can get! You’d be surprised of what’s out there.
I guess I’ll break the ice, Feel Free to add to the list…
1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’
2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’
Okay Okay…. Just One More!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Forgive Me they are a bit Corney
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6 responses so far ↓
1 StingRayZ // Apr 8, 2008 at 2:49 pm
What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall?
Damn!
2 Matt King // Apr 8, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Ha! Thats’s pretty good but what did the blind fish say when it hit the wall? DAMMIT!
3 Steve // Apr 13, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Went to the lake the other day. I saw a sign that said, “guided fishing trips $75.00 a day , just go into the store and ask for lucky”
4 Alley // Apr 17, 2008 at 8:39 am
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: “How do you drive this thing?”
5 Karen // May 6, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Knock, Knock
“who’s There?”
Smel Mopp
“Smel Mopp Who?”
6 Shawn // Jul 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
-Okay that was dumb
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